Showing posts with label Signs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Signs. Show all posts

Friday, February 1, 2013

Make drugs Illegal

I like this guy, every time there is a post about him he makes sense.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Lesson in Irony



The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

 
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves..."

 
This ends today's lesson in irony.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Friday, January 4, 2013

Can he breathe?

Mr., Whatever you did on the airplane, you can't do that.
They carry equipment to subdue you if you act up.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Achieving Inner Peace After the Election



I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started, but hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.